J¡gnesh ßapna

140 words Jokes sms

Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.

teacher- ” why are you under tension?
did you forget ur hall ticket?
tintumon- ” no”
teacher- ” ” ID or calculator..?
tintumon- ” no teacher, by mistake i bought tomorrow exam’s bit today…!!!

World’s smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I love Ur wife.
Thank you

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!

~ Romance Mathematics ~
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

If u r stressed, you’ll get pimples..
if u cry,u’ll get wrinkles..
So, y don’t u smile & get dimples?

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p

A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don’t exist.

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