Engineers Day Quotes – Engineers Day 2010

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Sep.14,2010

Engineers Day Quotes – Engineers Day Wishes – Engineers Day 2010 – Engineer Day Messages – Engineers Day SMS

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

The ideal engineer is a composite … He is not a scientist, he is not a mathematician, he is not a sociologist or a writer; but he may use the knowledge and techniques of any or all of these disciplines in solving engineering problems.

Engineering is the art of organizing and directing men and controlling the forces and materials of nature for the benefit of the human race.

Engineering is the practice of safe and economic application of the scientific laws governing the forces and materials of nature by means of organization, design and construction, for the general benefit of mankind.

A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible. There are no prima donnas in engineering.

The most important thing is to keep the most important thing the most important thing.

Engineering is an activity other than purely manual and physical work which brings about the utilization of the materials and laws of nature for the good of humanity.

Most times your computer is not responding as you expected – first try to find out if the “ERROR” is not sitting right next to the computer.

Engineering is the science of economy, of conserving the energy, kinetic and potential, provided and stored up by nature for the use of man. It is the business of engineering to utilize this energy to the best advantage, so that there may be the least possible waste.

A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible.

For women in engineering:
The odds are good, but the goods are sure odd…

“If You Can’t Find Anything To Live For Then You Better Find Something To Die For.”

Engineering is the professional art of applying science to the optimum conversion of natural resources to the benefit of man.

After graduating in engineering I went to the University of Kansas to get an MA in economics as a vehicle for allowing me to decide if I wanted to continue in economics.
Vernon L. Smith

Some say the cup is half empty, while others say it is half full. However, in my opinion both are wrong. The real problem is the cup is too big.

Engineers participate in the activities which make the resources of nature available in a form beneficial to man and provide systems which will perform optimally and economically.

Sometimes all we need is a new perspective on an old problem.