J¡gnesh ßapna

SoMeDay.. u’ll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens…

AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!

When i call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone uchal

Aaine dilelya aushadhache amrut hote tar mag babane dilelya aushadhache vish bante ka???

=Remix Joke=
Frnd 1- aajkal tu itka udas ka
Frnd2- mi padlo, aani mala lagli.
Frnd 1- kuthe padlas? Kay lagli?
Frnd 2- mi premat padlo aani mala bhik lagli

Premat zultana, Kuthe kuthe mi jau; Aslis god tari priye… Tuze kale tond kase mi pahu..??

What is ABCD Jeans??
Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye

What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?
That Was Great
No!
I Love U
No!
Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte …

Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante ” Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?”
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat ” E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!”
Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.

Patient: “Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi”
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te”.

Mi ithe, tu tithe, pan tuze hruday ithe, maze hruday tithe.

Maze hruday konitari chorle aahe, .
jara bagh te tuzyakade aahe ka?

Priye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay ?

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