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Funny questions sms

Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?
Ans:
1) Tere Wali
2) Mere Wali
3) Teri bhabhi
4) Meri bhabhi..

Auto driver turns at NO ENTRY.
Traffic police sees him but does not stop him.
Why?
PJ of the Millenium:
bcoz Auto driver was WALKING.

Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana .
But why ?
Kiun k aap ka naam change ho sakta hai. But how ?
Because jo jeeta wohi “Sikandar”…=P;->

Funny Questions

Teacher:”Gorge Washingtn not only chopped down
his father’s Chery tree, bt also admitted doing it.
Now do u know y his father didn’t punish him ?
1 Student: ” Bcoz Gorge still had Da axe in is hand.

Why Madras is named Chennai?
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.
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B’Coz Madrasis wear Lungi in which there is no zip…
CHEN-NAI
Samjhe

Teacher : “Sam, U talk alot !”
Sam : “Its our family tradition”.
Teacher : Wat do U mean?
Sam : Teacher, my grandpa waz a street hawker, my father iz a teacher.
Teacher : “What abt ur mother?”
Sam : “She’z a woman”.

Questions sms funny

Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI
&
TSUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
TSUNAMI is Total Wash.!

Agar basanti ki mausi
thakur ko raakhi bandhe to
basanti thakur ka kya rishta hua?
Apna kaam kro Koi rishta nhi bnta
thakur k haath hi nhi thay.
Q – what’s the definition of women?
Ans – someone who talks for hours
while standing at the door
but won’t sit
because of lack of time !! ;-)

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