Hindi SMS in 140 words – Hindi Shayari SMS 140 Words


Hindi SMS in 140 words

Santa-ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de do
Banta 100 ka Note Dikhate Hue Kya Tumhre Paas 50 he
Bhikari Khushi se
Ji ha
B:To Pehle wo Kharch kar

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Hindi SMS in 140 Characters
“ Hum taaron ki duniya me jaane k baad
Aapko har ek taare me nazar aayenge
Tum har pal koi dua maang lena
Aur hum har pal toot jayenge ”

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Hindi Shayari SMS in 140 Words

Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti, Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti, Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka, to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti..

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SMS in 140 words

Khata ho gayi hai to saja suna do,
Dil me itna dard kyo hai wajah bata do,
Der ho gayi hai yaad karne me jarur,Lekin,
Tumko bhula denge ye khayal dil se mita do

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Shayari in 140 Words

Teri doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga. Tere sath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga. Jab bhi bhulane ki koshish ki. Tu dil ke aur karib aane laga.

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Friendship SMS in 140 Words

Kaho usise jo na kahe kisise
Mango usise jo de khushise
Chaho use jo tumhe mile kismat se
Dosti karo usise jo hamesha nibhaye khasi se…….

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Funny SMS in 140 Words

Santa ka baap UK se aya
Baap-Teri maa kaha he?
Santa-Vo to mar gayi
Baap-Saale tune muje Bataya Q nahi?
Santa-Mene socha suirprize Du.

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Jokes in 140 Words

College ka first day .
BOY :  Tumara NAME kya hey  ?
GIRL :  muje sab DIDI kahete key.
BOY : . WAAW  what  a Coincidence muje sab JIJAJI kahey te hey !

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Hindi love SMS in 140 Words
Dosti insan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki huqumat hai, aap ke pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zaroorat hai.
Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere, jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe.

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Love Shayari in 140 Words
Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri, isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.3 Idiots or B Jyada Super Hit Ho Sakti Thi
Kash 1 Bar Kareena B bol deti…
“Jahaan Pannah Tussi Great Ho,
Tohfa Kubool Karo.”
Wah Wah…

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Mein aapko ye to nahi kahta k,
Mein aapko msg karta hun to aap bhi mujhe msg karo.
Par mere pyare dosto tum jinda bhi ho,
Ye batane k liye to ek msg kar diya karo.
Tum mujhe kabhi dil kabhi aakhon se pukaro, Ye hothon ke taqaluf to zamane ke liye hain.

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Santa: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena
Wife: Aisa Kyu Kah Rahe Ho?
santa: Q Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika he

Girl-SantaJi Mere 2 Lovers H
Un 2no me se Kis k sath Shadi hogi
Wo Khushnasib Kon Hoga?
Santaji-Pehle Se Shadi Hogi or 2sra Khushnasib hoga.

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Funny Friendship SMS in 140 Words

“ AGE OF DRINKS-
1-3 CERELAC
4-8 MILK
9-13 HORLICKS
14-25 BEER
26-40 WHISKY
41-60 TONIC
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AFTER 60- anytime GANGAJAL!!!! ”

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Love Shayari in 140 Characters

Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gham nahi, par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi.
“ ,***,
* 1 *
‘****’
YE LO 1Rs KA COIN & SEND ME SMS..
Kanjusi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai..
Aur Khabardaar!! Isse Chocolate leke khai to!!! ”

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Shayari in 140

“ kitne parwaane jale raaz ye paane ke liye
shamma jalne ke liye hai, ya jalaane ke liye ”

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Santa SMS in 140 Words

Santa-Beta agar tum fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna
(Some days later)
Papa-Bete result ka kya hua?
Santa-Dimag kharab mat kr “MangiLal”

Us nazar ki taraf mat dekho jo apko dekhne se inkaar karti hai..
Duniya ki bheed mein dhoondo wo nazar,
Jo sirf aapka intzaar karti hai..

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“ Shahrukh Khan ke ghar ka fan bahut slow hai!!!
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Kaise??
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Kyuki usey
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HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI… ;-)

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