Konkani sms – Konkani Sms Messages


Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi pictur produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yetee.
Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaychaa tyamule Dada Kondke
la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi.
Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya na suchate.
Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto asy.
Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI

Ekda eka mansala sundas la prblm hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato.
“Dr, mala prsakade nit hot nhiye. Majhi shi dorysarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahy”.
Dr: Kay hoat ahy naki bghu tari?”. Dr tyache sagle exams

Je jodle te naate.
Ji Jadte ti savay.
Ji Thabte ti Odh.
Je Vadhate te prem.
Jo sampto to sahavas.
Aani
Jya nirantar rahtat tyaa
.
.
Athavani
Miss you lot

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient:Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi Doctor:
Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te.

Aathavani sambbhalan khup sopp asat,
karan tya manat japun thevata yetat,
pan kshan sambhalan khup kathin asat,
karan kshanat tyanchya aathavani hotat..

lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde paii
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet na
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

Premat jari “Padalo” tari,
Aamhala kadhich “Lagat” nahi,
Karan ekivar prem karun,
Aamach kadhich “Bhagat” nahi … !

Ek sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto
tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat yaar
kya bivi mili ha sardaar ko sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto to
scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto aare saale bivi hogi teri vo to
meri behen ha..

Ekda ek manos doctor kade jato. Tyla constipation cha tras hot asto
Patient: “Dr, mala alikade hoat nahe”
Dr: Thek ahe ajpasan palikade basan bagha kahi frak padto ka te

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