J¡gnesh ßapna

Punjabi sms

RABBA MERAYA!!
Tere kol ik arz meri
rus jaave na kitte dost mera
har vele mangdi khair usdi
Hasda vasda rave SOHNA YAAR mera….

Kaki kaki
Haan bebay!
Phak di cheeni
Na bebay!
Jhoot bakdi
Na bebay!
Lawan jutti
Na bebay!
Khol bootha
Ha! Ha! Ha!

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli…..
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Santa- Bebe m chandigadh ch computer chalana sikh lavan. Bebe- Putter sikh tan le per chandigadh ch bheed bahut hundi h kite bhida na dein..

Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!

Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!

phone karna te dunya dari
miss call te sukki yaari
edhar odhar lamyaan calan
mot pendi a sadi vari….

Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!!

mein kina bewafa haan jo ik dum usde dil cho nikal geya, us vich kini wafa hai jo aaj v mere dil ch vasde ne

Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno

Mitha intezaar te intezaar nalo yar mitha..mitha yar te yar nalo mithi sadi yari..isto mitha kujh nhi labhna bhave ghum lai dunia saari..gud evening

What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, “tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te”

Punjabi Boys ka Girls ko PROPOSE kerny ka style:
Pipal da boota howey…….
Gannay da ras howey……. .
Jay mera wass howey……. ..
Rab di Qasam……. .
Teri Maa meri saas howey…….

Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.

k sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, “Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke”.

Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi ha

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

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