J¡gnesh ßapna

In a forest 10 people were walking….! (including me)
Suddenly a TIGER came and killed 9 people…..
but didn’t TOUCH me……
WHY?
Because
Nangadhan singamla……….

i am remo
i want to memo
thats kannum kannum nokia
un sel 4n enne ottaya
nee sms panna mattiya
srichthu pothum vaya mududa

LUV Pandrappo girls sollaradhukku real meaning:
1.I LUV U DA(unakku aapu confirm)
2. I MIS U DA(unna tholaichi katta pooren)
3. U R MY LIFE(un uyir en kaiyila da)
4. I WAN2 MARRY U(setthada mavane)

What is the name of Shane Warne’s wife?
Balatirupurasundari (Bala-Tirupura-Sundari)

Kannum Kannum nokia.Japan capital tokia.
un mobile enna ootaiya?sms anupa matiya?
idha padikara ne monkeya’a illa donkey’a?
Just Jokia..

Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It’s your message , after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum”…!

Boy: Ungappa kitta nethu dairiyama poi naan unga ponna LOVE panrennu sollitten.
Girl: enna romba kovapattara?
Boy: Illa, enna romba paridabama paatharu..

“SMS” anuppuravan “KADAVUL”,
“CALL” pannaravan “MANUSAN”.
Na ‘kadavulunu’ proof pannittan,
enga neenga atleast ‘manishanu’ proof pannunga pakalam!

Kadavul kitta dress keten…Thuni kadaiye koduthar…. Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar…
Selavukku 5000 ketten… un cell number koduthar, epa varatum…

SON:Appa “CHINNA VEEDU” na yenna pa..?
APPA:yen pa..!
SON:Therinji vachikkalaam nu than pa..!
APPA:Theriyama vachikkita thaan adu
“..CHINNA VEEDU..”

Paiyan: Amma! Naan 25 paisa coin-a muzhungittaen. Vaa doctor kitta poakalaam.
Amma: vaenaamda! Doctor 2500 rubaava muzhungiduvar. 2bathroomla vanthudum

TVS’il vanthean HAI endraal..
HONDA’il vanthean HELLO endraal..
CAR’il vanthean DARLING endraal..
atthanaiyum vaadagai endrean ANNA endraal!!!!

Sorry konja naala ennala sms anuppa mudiyalla.
b coz, advance-a feb-14 kku wantha letter ellam ippathan padichchi mudichchan;
konjam tired athan…

Which animal knows to dance well?
Think..
Think..
ok ok
its..
“AADU”

Most Mega Funny Tamil Kadi Joke
Ramar Seetai’yai thedikondu pogumbodhu kadal irandai pirindhu vazhi vittadhu. Eppadi?
Because Ramar kitta Vill irundhahu
and where there is a Vill, there is a Way!

Thudippathu en idayam than, aanaal ulle iruppathu nee. valithaal sollividu, niruthi vidukirean,
thudippathai alla, overa reel vidurathai

Kovama?
pesamatiya?
sms kooda anupa maatiya?
naan theirayama thana un
“Vaala” mithichen..
adhuku poe marathu mela yeari ukandhukita???

Nee sirithal “Ringtone”,
Kovapattal “vibration”,
Parthal “missed call”,
Kankalaginal “battery down”, but nee yenai maranthal “switch off”….

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