Valentine Day Jokes Sms – Valentine Day Jokes

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Feb.2,2011

Valentine Day Jokes Sms

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with u, because I was pissed.

Through all the things that came to pass,
Our love has grown. . . but so’s your ass.

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Brand new mop and bucket.
I was thinking it would be
fun to see what colour the
floor was because I couldn’t remember.

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You’re quite a catch!
But don’t feel too bad
even good offers sometimes have a catch!

if I could pull down the rainbow,
then I would write
my n my valentine’s name on it
and put it back on its own place
so that the world could see
how colorful is our relation.

What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
Owl be yours

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl’s empty and so is ur head.

I found a card for you in time, I really did.
And it said exactly how I feel about you.
But it was so mushy the envelope went all soggy!

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
“I’m sweet on you”

I am opening an emotional bank account
for u sweetheart,so deposit your love
in it and you will get the interest.

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I was thinking how proud she would be to be a part of the technology crowd.

Darling, you seem to get more beautiful everyday
but I refuse to wear glasses!

Q: What is a ram’s favourite song on February 14th?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met ur brother.

Love looks not with the eyes
but
with the mind and therefore is winged cupid painted blind ?

Words fail me! Great body, sharp mind, sexy voice
and they’re just a few of my good points!
Happy Valentine’s!

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Love so much my heart is sure.
As time goes on I love you more
Your happy smile.
Your loving face no one will ever
take your place.
Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day!

What is the difference between a girl who is sick
of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.

What kind of flowers do u never give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers!

If you think that hickey looks like a blister.
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’ ?
A: A divorce lawyer.

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